Lyrics

Noisy Neighbour Lyrics

RED HANDED

I caught ya caught ya in the act

caught ya I caught ya in the act

Red Handed no doubt  it its a fact

You were snooping snooping round my door

lord I caught ya snooping snooping round my door

An i’ll warn ya snoop round here no more motherfucker

And so I chased ya was running down the street

chased ya was running down the street

couldn’t catch ya was running in bare feet

Red Handed I caught ya in the act

ohh Read Handed  I caught ya in the act man

and what you take for granted will one day get you bashed 

BEST DRESS

Shit showered and shaved scratch my face with a rusty razor I call you again seeing if you were keen

Get your best dress on girl we’re going out Get your best dress on  girl  we’re going out and I can’t wait I can’t wait  to  get it off  again

I’m gonna get her in the bath and get her scrubandgunna look like classand when she's done I'm gunna have some fun with her ass  party all night long on the dance floor you  know what I’m saying Im gonna spank it

Get your best dress on girl we’re going out and I can’t wait I can’t wait to get off again your best dress on girl we’re going out all night long

Dressed to the nines and looking so fine and all night I’ve been waiting to get your ass back home again

Get your best dress off girl we’re home now and I can’t wait I can’t wait to get it on again your best dress off girl we’re home now and I can’t wait I can’t wait to get it on again your best dress off girl we’re home now and I can’t wait I can’t wait to get it on again get it on again all night long

Too Late For That

chances ya had that have passed you by didn’t see it coming how when where or why

and left you feeling lost and confused helpless and wondering hell what’s the use

and its gunna take more than a moment for you to realise

you might forgive may not forget sometimes relive what you regret

can’t change a thing and things can change lessons you’ve learned from mistakes you’ve made

and its gunna take more than a moment for you to realise I aint gunna wait round here any longer for you to apolagise its too late for that too late for that too late for that

Crusing

on the open road white lines stretching out before me I’m on the go not tired or even getting sleepy put the pedal down uphill just a little quicker then soon I’m found in the sights of the police radar

I begin to brake drop down the gear in the mirror see the blue lights flashing heart begins to race crystal clear that it really is me in the chase  yeah so I pull over and get my license out cop walks over to my window and just takes it and then when I’m asked why I went so fast said officer I didn’t know that I was speeding yeah right

indicating I’m accelerating merging in with the traffic on the freeway and I’m irritated cause I’ve been delayed now I’m getting back up into top gear

gunna keep cruising gunna keep cruising caught rushing in the peak hour I’m gunna keep cruising caught rushing in the peak hour gunna keep cruising gunna keep cruising

I’m on the open road  and I’m on the go not tired or even getting sleepy pop another pill going round the bend I’m not tired aint gunna snooze yet gunna keep cruising  I’m outside looking in the window.

Flat Broke

opened up the fridge shelves empty but the bills hanging off its door there’s plenty of them fuckers it’s a joke  opened up my wallet nothing my pockets are bare I don’t need no plastic credit card keeping me deeper in debt the bank folk can suck my dick and choke flat fucking broke

 can’t afford to cough in case I might get ill I don’t need me no medicine pain killing drug type pills hope I don’t choke on my last toke

  and as they close the lid on your coffin and lower you down your hole you know the governments gonna get you the tax man tax man he wants more

Seeing Stars

three am I got a wake up call an old friend came around kicking down my front door he didn’t stay long I only asked him why all I heard was the sound of sirens screaming through the night

well the police man came and the police man went after taking down all the necessary statements and he asked me what I’d seen at the time of the crime and I said yeah I was seeing stars

 yeah there they are I was smashed when I crashed and when I woke up I was still seeing stars still seeing stars

Up Tight

when I first met you baby I couldn’t believe my own eyes when I first met you darling undressing you with eye couldn’t help myself and all that I was dreaming was creaming between your thighs

cool calm and collected as smooth as the silk she wore nervous apprehended words were silenced by my dropped jaw my tastebuds  had be tantalized ever since she walked in the door drooling

I wish I’d never fell in love and ever felt this way saved myself the misery from all this punishment and pain you walked into my life girl then you walked away have mercy

up tight with my baby and the walls are closing in and I can feel the goose bumps forming crawling all across my skin  the sweat is beading on my brow and now my eyes are starting to sting

I wish I’d never fell in love and had ever felt this way saved myself the misery from all this punishment and pain you walked into my life girl I never thought you’d walk away

up tight with my baby and the walls are closing in and I can fell the goose bumps forming crawling all across my skin and in the silence   of my solitude I can hear my heart    and its breaking  one more time again

Raunchy

she was hot like the blazing midday sun she was melting me

raunchy very raunchy raunchy very raunchy

and all I needed was a cool breeze to chill the sweat that’s running down my back  of my ball sack baby

raunchy very raunchy she’s raunchy very raunchy raunchy very raunchy raunchy very raunchy

it  was when she walked over smiled and said hello I just stood there like a stunned mullet man I just fucking froze

raunchy very raunchy she’s raunchy very raunchy raunchy very raunchy she’s raunchy very raunchy

I like the way she walks in her high heels dig the way the fishnet stockings feel busty cleavage hanging out her shirt the way her ass wiggles in that mini skirt its so very raunchy

Baby's

baby’s done left me she gone for good

baby’s done left me and this time I know she gone for good

must’ve packed ya bags and left as fast as ya could and I don’t blame her

didn’t leave me no letter tell me your reasons why

didn't leave me no letter telling me all your reasons why

no you just went and got gone you left without saying good by yeah you just went and fucking fucked off bitch

I aint been sleeping not one wink since you’d been gone

I aint been sleeping not one wink since you been gone lord have mercy on my soul

there’s been a big party every night and I’ve been up from dusk till dawn

my baby’s done left me she’s gone for good baby’s done left me this time I know she aint never coming back and I don’t think that girl ever should

Noisy Neighbour

come home from a long day of school enforcing respect and the rule life skills they all need some day but they don’t listen to word that I say

just like my fucking noisy  neighbour  his rude obscene behaviour peace and quiet I’d like to savour cause fuck I hate my noisey neighbour

turn on my radio talk back on the late night show I try and watch just a little tv rock bands next door is blaring at me

fuck I hate my noisey neighbour his rude obscene behaviour peace and quiet I’d like to savour cause fuck I hate my noisey neighbour

 call him up and abuse his wife leave a message cause I aint got no life next door cant comprehend why I want to crawl under a rock and fucking die

fuck I hate my noisey neighbour his rude obscene behaviour peace and quiet I’d like to savour cause fuck I hate my noisey neighbour drop dead dickhead drop dead drop dead dickhead drop dead drop dead dickhead drop dead fucking drop dead ya fucking cockhead

Uglies

spewing through my window the sober light of dawn spewing through my window sober light of dawn rolling over in my bed I noticed that I wasn’t alone

wondering how I got here and how I got this aching head who’s body lay beside me who’s this stranger in my bed came a sweet whisper surprised me a voice shyly said

darling does your head hurt can I  ease your throbbing pain darling does your head hurt can I ease your throbbing pain can I kiss it better play the nurse and doctor game

news for you baby and its all bad got news for you baby and its all bad you know I’d hate to go and make you cry I’d hate to see you sad

time to tell you honey that its over from today about time I told you honey that’s its over from today I gotta get something off my chest its gonna take my blues away

and it’ll only take a minute its not to hard to understand it’ll only take a minute its not to hard to understand last night was just a small mistake a drunken one night stand 

don’t go get your gear off no more my stomachs not that strong don’t go get your gear off no more my stomach’s not that strong beauty’s only skin deep baby but uglys to the bone uglys to the uglys to the uglys to the

Dream Girl

my baby’s got what it takes she takes my breath away fills my heart with the loving I need every night and day hell aint it the truth 

her eyes as bright and wide as her smile sparling like the stars that shine all down on me from the heavens above giving me all her loving hell aint it the truth

my babe make my dreams come true

all day long I’m dreaming being in our bed not sleeping all wrapped up tight and cosy floating round on cloud nine with my babe hell aint it the truth

my babe makes my dreams come true

La La La

that girl is gold from the top of her head to the tip of her toes

she’s got a way and it makes me smile got a sweet innocent look in her eye she got it going on

she’s giving me what I’m needing when I’m down she gets me up again singing la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

she’s grown old got grey hair and a wrinkled camel toe

still got a way and it makes me smile lost that sweet innocent look from her eye she’s still got it got it going on she’s giving me what I’m needing when I’m down she gets me up again singing la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

she’s giving me a big stiffy  hell yeah when I’m down she gets me up again singing la la la la la la la la la la la la la la  la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la yeah simonumanimonumer

Let's Get Cooking

a little sugar in the morning makes my breakfast sweet sugar in the morning always makes my breakfast sweet   

  I like a lot of honey dripping of a hot crumpet like a lot of honey dipping of a hot muffin

lets get cooking babe ohhhhh yeahhhh lets get cooking babe

I can’t wait till after supper gunna get me my desserts and after supper gunna get me my desserts gunna get some pudding  a little piece of pie gunna get some pudddin a sweet little piece of pie

lets get cooking babe ohhhh yeahhhh lets get cooking babe

Sweet Sensation

first time did you find you weren’t so sure of all your thoughts how you’d feel dealing with the situation you were buzzing stimulated hooked on the sweet sensation

left you breathless your heart was racing like your mind only thinking of that feeling that got you buzzing stimulated hooked on the sweet sensation

hard as you try you can’t find a replacement anything better than its so good on all of your senses the buzz is just bliss so euphoric so cool

now your wanting desperately longing a little more your craving addiction you want that buzzing stimulation your hooked on that sweet sensation the sweet sensation the sweet sensation the sweet sensation

Not Forgotten

played hard with all your heart pounding drum skins Ivy was your love

came home for Christmas told us all you missed us while your gone your not forgotten

and you had your ups and downs east coast touring that’s where you found a life you’d live for

came home for Christmas told us all you missed us while your gone your not ohh no not forgotten

went north to get away from all the drugs and  violence  you needed to clear your  head

came home for Christmas told us all how much you missed us while your gone your not ohh no not forgotten not forgotten not forgotten

Party Song

I’m gunna get drunk gunna get smashed get me another bottle and refill my glass

  all night long  all night long  

and I’m gunna get high gunna get stoned roll me another joint and pack another cone I want some hard drugs cocaine or speed ecstasy or magic mushrooms some LSD

 all night long all night long

I’m gunna get laid I’m gunna screw that sweet young thing her girlfriend too I just want to party I’m gunna get on it gunna be going off and aint ever gunna quit it

all night long all night long

I’m gunna get drunk gunna get high fucked up on hard drugs and screw all night I’m gunna get drunk gunna get high fucked up on hard drugs and screw all night  screw all night  lets screw all night

All Over Love

away from home I was working interstate the suburbs south down by the beach in Adelaide where jetty road makes its way down to the waters edge

settled in well we were staying just a month down at the local bars we’d go and run amok crawl out of bed hung over each and every day ohhhh yeahhhh

hit it of with her the moment we hooked up shared a kiss outside the front of a strip club it wasn’t long before we’re snuggling together in bed

the cleaners said they couldn’t take it any more they’re sick of picking used condoms up off the floor and left a little note saying not to do it again ohhh yeah

weeks flew by and we had gotten close the day arrived it was time for me to go on home neither one of us had wanted to end then and there

said I was selfish I thought she was crazy should not have said no I could have said maybe that maybe one day things might work out for us in the end ohhh until then its all over love all over love all over

Got The Blues

aint got no love no one to hold on to aint got no love no woman to hold on to

yeahhhhhh ohhhhhh    I     I got the blues

 and it hurts so bad make you feel so ill hurts so bad make a man feel so ill

yeahhhh  ohhhh ii  I got the blues

I didn’t want to leave but I couldn’t stay didn’t want to leave but I sure couldn’t stay

yeahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh IIII I got the blues

Fuckin Love

early in the morning till late every evening its all day long I got this feeling not just not just emotional or purely physical its the natural human desire

I need some fuckin love I need some fuckin love cause I aint got no fuckin love at all

shock and disbelief left so confused and the realisation your dreams aren’t coming true desolation hurts the urge so desperate but its hard to stitch the damage of a shattered broken heart

I need some fuckin love I need some fuckin love cause I aint got I aint got no

I miss the intimacy not just the nudity and all that sensual debauchery her tenderness her soft touch the wet lips her dripping crutch

I need some fuckin love I need some fuckin love cause I aint got no no I aint got no  ineed some fuckin love ineed some fuckin love I aint got no no I aint got no I need some fuckin love I need some fuckin love cause I aint got no fuckin love at all

So Long

its been a while fun while it lasted now we gotta go our separate ways you know well we talked about it seems now aint nothing left to say won’t even answer my calls

so long well so long  

  so long since I seen her face heard her voice tasted her breath I can’t forget her the memories she left me were so sweet

so long  so oh so long 

there’s a slight breeze blowing about midnight shadows are dancing under the moonlight I never thought I’d be holding you or smelling the sweet smell of your perfume or licking you again waiting for this moment to come so long for so oh so long I want ya I need ya girl I gots to have ya bad

so long so long sooooo long

Tripper

where were you when it happened?

what was it you saw?

something like an accident, something you’d never heard or seen before

 flashing back to the realities of the hallucinated illusions we’ve found you find pieces of your mind distort and stay deluded

  fucking tripper

Think You've Had Enough

just cant get enough I just cant get enough well my plate is full but I want some more to fill me up yeah I just cant get enough ohhhhhhhh but I want some more yeah I just cant get enough

   pain and misery pain and misery I get down on my knees and pray and plead to jesus please no more pain and misery ohhhh but I’m sure they’ll be more of pain and misery

 when you gunna cut me some slack he said, when you gunna cut me some slack you go cutting more there’ll be no more coming back no get yourself back on track

ohhhh you don’t need no more I think you’ve had enough no you don’t need no moreyeah I think you’ve had enough I think you’ve had enough I think you’ve had enough

CutFingers Blues Lyrics

For The Better

Aint so bad you know it could be worse , can’t complain coz no ones listening to you

you say you got your problems we all got our share but you aint one to worry let alone even care

and when the situation’s out of control  yeah your the one that is laughing saying I told you so

just a minute now things are gonna change any second now it’s gonna change for the better

it’s gonna change for the better

got that feeling deep down in your guts yeah you know somethings wrong like when your gonna throw up

so you start taking deep breaths ya taking your time but your breaking into a cold sweat getting chills down your spine

coz there’s been complications your thinking the  worst yeah your starting to wonder if your life has been cursed

just a minute now things are gonna change any second now it’s gonna change for the better

it’s gonaa change for the better

I Need Your Love

well i haven’t settled down yet though iv’e had the chance gotta find that girl so beautiful for that lifetime of romance

never wanted nothing serious though no long term love affair just a string of flings and one night stands

just wanted friends with benefits

but i need your love

and i can’t forget the day we met  can’t forget her smile can’t remember having so much fun up until she said goodbye

now I don’t know what I’m gonna do don’t know what I’m supposed to say and I don’t want to be a part

of all the fucking games you play

but I need your love

Miss You Babe

only been an hour feels more like a day  set off for the station she left on a train left on a train

I can’t wait any longer     I miss you babe

I can’t sleep through the night time my lonely heart lies awake like the sun rising all alone blues at the break of day the break of day

I can’t wait any longer     I miss you babe I miss you babe miss you babe yeah

staring out the window at the railroad track  I’m counting down the hours till my baby comes back

and I can’t wait any longer I miss you babe         and  I ,    I can’t wait any longer

I miss you babe  I miss you babe I miss you babe yeah

Willy

you want some of this come and get it willy what he wont get up to willy what he wont get up to

now hold on babe there’s something wrong here I can tell by that smell you rotten baby willy what he wont get up to willy what he wont get up to

said all night is all right all night  it’s so out of sight willy what he wont get up to willy what he wont get up to willy ohhh yeah what he wont get up to what he wont get up to what he wont get up to all right

What's On Your Mind

my baby  she drives me  so crazy with her maybes

I don’t know what’s going on  I’m not sure her reasons why her thoughts a little misconstrued girl whats on your mind

so I waited and gave her her some space and time

I don’t know whats going on I’m not sure her reasons why her thoughts a little misconstrued girl whats on your mind

she said she felt something for someone else

now I know whats been going on I’m not sure I should have even tried and thoughts still misconstrued girl yeah yeah and if you ever change your mind

you can always call me baby tell me whats on your mind

Dat Jazz

he’d like to go far as a porn star    a porn star

lights cameras and action           I mean real action

can often get a wrong reaction          oooooooooooohhhhhhh

when he get down yeah     just gotta get up again yeahhhh

she like to dance              she likes to dance

in her underpants            I like to watch

likes rock and roll         and we all know what that means

and all that jazz           dat  jazzzzz

when she get down just gotta get up again when she get down just gotta get up again yeahhh

when you get down just gotta get up again

My Little Lady

don’t take much to satisfy me belly full of booze and her good company I got an empty bottle of whiskey now I’m sipping my last beer all I need now is my little lady here

she’s all I want all I need my little lady means everything to me

gonna turn the music up and turn the lights down low gonna take her by the hand we’re gonna dance real slow then I’m gonna squeeze her tight and whisper in her ear all the sweet nothings little lady’s like to hear

your all I want all I need your my little lady baby you mean everything to me

yeahhhhh all I want all I need my little lady means everything to me everything to me your everything to me ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh

Grieving

kissed your cheek and said goodbye

while the tears rolled down mine

and it would  be the last time that I ,I’d see you

free from pain finally

death broke the curse of your disease

the side effect of that remedy it only leaves me your memory

you can’t sleep at night

all  week/weak  no appetite

and it’s a hard fact of life and it hurts

grieving

Home

got my things I’m gonna go gonna leave it all behind congested city crawl has been wasting all my time

 going home making my way home

been down this road before seems one to many times I know each and every turn had one to fines

going home making my way home making my way home

there’s been an accident or a break down all the cars are starting to slow down no short cut or other way round stuck on the other side of town

I want to stomp the throttle to the floor but I’d be going faster if I got out and walked and I can’t stand this shit anymore yeah

making my way home making my way home making my way home

yeahhh there’s always someone driving to slow they’re getting in your way stuffing up the flow your flipping them the bird ya tell em where to go yeah making my way home making my way home making my home

Gibbed

there comes a time when your feeling fine but it always happens at the end of your hard day nothing ever seems to be going your way stuck your stranded by the side of the road your brains about ready to explode      bang

your breaking down or breaking up the saying goes it aint  broke you don’t fix it and when its busted up into little pieces the daily grind is driving you into the ground end up a wreckage that cannot be salvaged

you been gibbed

you can’t remember when you try to forget it   it comes and goes it fades eventually it’s not your mind you’ve lost just your sanity you can’t complain there’s no point to piss and moan your getting messing like a load that’s been blown       ohhh yeahhhhhhh

you’ve been gibbed ohhhh yeahhhhhh  you’ve been gibbed ohhh yeahhhh

Spun Out

I knew it was over she said I should’ve told her I knew right then our love was dead I still think about it words she said

yeah and  now  I ,  I know I can’t deny it she knew and just kept it quiet I’d never meant to keep things from her and when she first asked I felt I couldn’t tell her the truth would spin her out

I guess things would work out   for the best it’s funny how they turn out I’d never seen her so upset to say that I was shocked would be an understatement

when she said your shit fuck off I don’t want you hanging around coz your shit fuck off I really don’t want to know you and all your gonna do is waste my time and your breath your like a nuns vagina so fucking useless yeahhh it spun me out it spun me out spun me out spun me out

CutFingers Blues

up early in the morning before that sun begin to shine up early in the morning before that sun begin to shine  working hard all day long up until its quitting time

yeahhh when the day is over I blisters on my hands yeahhh when the day is over I got blisters on my hands and cuts on my fingers wrapped up in bandages yeahh

I’m gonna have a whiskey when I’m finished drinking beer  yeahh I’m gonna have a whiskey when I’m finished drinking beer and wrap up a little spliff now midnight hour’s drawing near

I’m getting up early in the morning before that sun begins to shine I’m getting up early in the morning before that sun begins to shine and working hard all day long

you know that I can’t wait for quitting time to come but it’s always running late I need a sip and a spliff  fix my cutfinger blues cutfinger blues cutfinger blues cutfinger blues yeahhh call me cutfinger  call me cutfinger call me cutfinger call me cutfinger call it cutfinger cutfingers blues